Welcome.

We're an experienced team of world class 'Doobanologists' on a search. A single celled, multicultural, multifaceted hunt, for the men/women/- behind the now cult, Metalwikileaks. Our team was brought together via a nationwide hid-n-seek competition that started way back in the 60's and now, this is what we have. And boy, are we playing hard. 

 Lets get some things cleared first.

When we set out to look for a team, there were 3 qualities we were looking for.
a) Patriotism - The team must be a patriot because we all know people who love our country. And they are good people.
b) Charm - You may not know this but charm, plays a big part in our everyday lives. Especially sex.
c) Skills - Name one team without. Except, Indian.

Now that we have concluded our search criteria, let me introduce you to the team.

Name - Naveen Verrath Deshpande  Designation -Critical Anal Yist.

Mr. Verrath is the perfect man for the post of anal yist. With a name like Deshpande, we know that he's a born patriot. He will present us with superior anal yisis on suspected individuals.
His charm so lovely that he gets fan mail that's so massive that the courier company asked him to pay extra freight charges. Which he did, because he's got the 3rd quality just right.
Verrath's skill set ranges from sex games with lemurs to partying on the outer rim of Saturn with our next team mate.  


Name- Venkat Raman     Designation - Re kaun?

Venkat Raman is a new world order re kaun specialist. There goes a song which says how he stole 2blue's identity and made him what steven tyler could never be. He even wrote a book with his bare hands.
His charm has got him attention from many a ladies. Especially of the men variety. He will be presenting us with probably suspects day and night to help us in our aggressive search.
His skills are still to be counted and we're on the verge of forming another team just to gauge his awesomeness which will be calculated by another team we're thinking about.

Name - Prashant Shah     Designation - Saboteur

Out team blackcap. He single hand-idly ate food once while balancing a guitar pick on his chin. He will be scheming against our suspects and squishing their fingers with a 'pau bhaji squasher' to get the truth out of them.
His charm is sealed inside a black mamba in the forests of amazonia.
His skills are confidential.


Name - N/A           Designation - N/A 

The last team member is the secret serpent. This team member will point out in the end about who mwl actually is. He/she takes the decision. He/she makes the verdict.

So that was the team. By the end of this week, we will have examined our first suspects. we will present a point to point anal ysis of why they could be MWL and how we can snare them in. So watch and and stay demonic. OK, don't.